I text a dirty picture of myself to my husband.
He didn’t appreciate my humor.
I always like to have a sad, twisted back story to my arts. Apparently Bob Ross did, too.
a long time ago…disney world.
How do you get totally rad when you just don’t feel that rad?
-A
P.S. This almost gave me an epileptic seizure. Not rad
Pookie and Shaniqua brought this stump for you
I just took the picture on my phone.
-A
Edit: My bad….its Shaquita, not Shaniqua
WHAT DID THE BEE SAY TO THE BARBER?!
gimme a…
-A
I brought this pie for you
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I have a massive headache…slow mo dogs and lasers help
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Jesus escaped from the tomb and gave me a gnome.
-C
I thought you might like this Snapple fact. Michael did. He brought this for you….but then was a dick about it.
-A
Did I show you my Obama pictures?
I brought you some BAMA
-A