I Brought This For You
Ghost head?

Ghost head?

I text a dirty picture of myself to my husband.
He didn’t appreciate my humor.

I text a dirty picture of myself to my husband.

He didn’t appreciate my humor.

Smells like colon 

Smells like colon 

oh god oh no

oh god oh no

I always like to have a sad, twisted back story to my arts. Apparently Bob Ross did, too.

I always like to have a sad, twisted back story to my arts. Apparently Bob Ross did, too.

a long time ago…disney world. 

How do you get totally rad when you just don’t feel that rad?
-A
P.S. This almost gave me an epileptic seizure. Not rad

How do you get totally rad when you just don’t feel that rad?

-A

P.S. This almost gave me an epileptic seizure. Not rad

Pookie and Shaniqua brought this stump for you
I just took the picture on my phone.
-A
Edit: My bad….its Shaquita, not Shaniqua

Pookie and Shaniqua brought this stump for you

I just took the picture on my phone.

-A

Edit: My bad….its Shaquita, not Shaniqua

WHAT DID THE BEE SAY TO THE BARBER?!

gimme a…

-A

I brought this pie for you
-A

I brought this pie for you

-A

I have a massive headache…slow mo dogs and lasers help

-A

Jesus escaped from the tomb and gave me a gnome.
-C

Jesus escaped from the tomb and gave me a gnome.

-C

I thought you might like this Snapple fact. Michael did. He brought this for you….but then was a dick about it. 

-A

Did I show you my Obama pictures?

I brought you some BAMA

-A